“A party of women who drop in at each other’s houses every morning to play “Delinquent husband” are likely to give a cool reception to a new neighbor who wants to play “Sunny side up.”“ Wait.. what?!  Am I getting into group sex with married women this year?
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“A party of women who drop in at each other’s houses every morning to play “Delinquent husband” are likely to give a cool reception to a new neighbor who wants to play “Sunny side up.”“

Wait.. what?!  Am I getting into group sex with married women this year?

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