February 2011
kayakowie asked: Baby Hippos are the most underappreciated baby animal, thank you for doing your part to spread awareness of their ovary-squishing cuteness.
Also, you are hilarious. :)
Also, you are hilarious. :)
lovegraceredemption asked: I love Goodwill but I've never approached the clothes section for the simple reason that the thought of browsing through all of the clothes to find something in my size gives me a headache. They've got it separated out by colors. Which is cool except that means all the sizes are mixed up and that means it'll take hours just to sift through it all.
But I think one of...
But I think one of...
lovegraceredemption asked: I can't wait to see your OOTD's.
I'll be drooling.
& wishing I had your clothes.
But I'll make sure not to drool noticeably. Just a teeny bit in my mouth. ;)
Hahaha.
I'll be drooling.
& wishing I had your clothes.
But I'll make sure not to drool noticeably. Just a teeny bit in my mouth. ;)
Hahaha.
sedatephobia asked: Whoa! I actually never would have guessed any of that! I'm totally flattered.
Jaaaaaake.
Sedatephobia: MrrBrr. I miss the shit out of you. Why didn’t we hang out more?
Jake, there are reasons:
1. I’m awkward.
2. By no fault of your own, you intiiiiimidated me.
And i’m going to tell you an awkward story that will be wildly embarrassing for me, but you’ll probably find it funny.
One time, I was sitting in the Union at UWM, and you got in line at Burger King,...
jacobbach:
If Jeff Dunham didn’t have puppets he would just be a racist on stage.
I love you Jacob, lots and lots.
January 2011
lovegraceredemption asked: Just saw all those outfits you posted.
You look amazing! <3
You look amazing! <3
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I just remembered a conversation my mom and I had...
Mom: (picks up a really matronly and icky shirt) OH! How about this!! It’s orange, you love orange!
Me: No. (pulls it off the rack and lays it out) Look at this. It’s cut with zero mind of a real woman’s body shape. It’s like they’re saying “HEY FAT LADY, WEAR THIS TRIANGLE AND THEN NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR FATNESS IN YOUR CONE SHIELD OF PROTECTIVE...
tangledupinlace:
zygotes4lunch:
I just went to my staff lounge for the first time in months and noticed that the reading area now has a shit ton of first edition VC Andrews, so I snatched up Flowers in the Attic
Confessionz: I own at least 30 VC Andrews books. So obsessed
The Ruby Series. OMG.
Dear new Jeggings:
Thanks for dying my hands blue. I know I should have washed you before wearing, but i’m dumb and forgetful. I can only imagine how blue my buttcheeks are right now.
Love,
Mary
PS: Thanks for making my ass look fly, though. I haven’t forgotten that.
There are days when I am tits out, ass all...
Sorry. I’m having a weird day.
Thoughts on me..
So. Hokay.
I’ve been doing this obsessive tumblr thing for a few months now, and in the time i’ve been on here— my world has flipped turned upside down.
I’ve been fat for pretty much all my life. And I was raised in a gender normative household.
Girls act like _________________. Boys act like _________________.
And I was placed into a submissive sort of roll as the...
Anonymous asked: can we see pics? :P
TMI
This is the first non-padded-ish bra I’ve owned in YEARS, and it’s a revelation to me how many times a day I get CLEARLY nipply.
My Friend beth is hilarious.
Discussing tomorrow’s impending snow:
me: i know! but 10-14 inches is cuh-rayzee
Beth: Yeah. I mean, we all need a day off—but I prefer we not turn into Hoth to get it.
Later, discussing whether to cancel Improv class:
Beth: so I’ll wait until noon tomorrow and then decide. Unless my tauntaun freezes before I reach the first marker.
My office is so cooold. I am currently spooning...
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Holy Shit, Epic shopping win.
Shopping day was a great epic success!
I bought over $400.00 worth of clothes for less than $200. I scoured sales racks and clearance, and I got leggings, jeggings, jeans, shirts, dresses, boots, a cute jacket, a skirt, PJ’s and a bra/underoos.
I had zero meltdowns, and for every time I had to get a size up, there was something I needed in a size down, so I never got too bummed.
...
Bye Tumblr... I won't see you for a while...
off to go shopping and getting my nails did with my mom. Probably lunch.
(hopefully sushi)
Then back to madre’s for to make her some dinner, girl talk and get drunk on wine.
See you tomorrow afternoooon.
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