December 2010
I have a superpower.
…It’s knowing exactly how much money is in my bank account at all times, and hovering precariously at $23.00 for 5 days.
I am so glad the holidays are over, and so glad that I can live on no moneys and that I can start saving again.
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yes.
“You know if I could go back in time, I would lez it up 24 hours. Believe me, one...”
– Betty White [SNL] (via lgbtlaughs)
BETTY WHITEEEEEEE
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I’m sick. My bathroom is STILL Leaking. Work is making me crazy.
I just want to crawl into bed and hide all day. I don’t cry. Today I want to cry.
I’m gonna go out and take a quick walk, against my better judgement, just to feel better.
Why I stopped saying Retarded →
I remember the first time I really thought about my usage of the word “retarded.” I was told about a good friend’s father who hated the word. His brother had Down’s syndrome, and he would always get so angry when other students called his brother “retarded” or taunted him. It immediately made me think about how commonly I have used the term “retarded” in the past, and I was ashamed. I’ve heard...
It makes me cringe when...
…people decide that stagnation is acceptable.
Your life is not a rut to fall into comfortably.
Your life should teach you something every single day.
Saying “I don’t read books” is like saying “I am content in ignorance and I don’t want to learn anything new.”
Your perspective is not the only one to exist, nor is it 100% Correct.
The way you feel...
Dear guy named Chad that I just talked to:
Thanks for being a complete steriotype of the name Chad.
Love, Mary.
Anonymous asked: Worst Childhood Memories?
Anonymous asked: Worst Childhood Memories?
My kingdom...
…For a nerdy boy to make out with.
Ginger tomato soup recipe:
ingredients:
1 Medium Onion, diced. 3 (or more) large cloves garlic, minced. 8-10 cups Chicken Stock (I used home made) 4 stalks Green onion, diced. 2 large tomatoes, diced. Salt & Pepper 1/2 cup fresh grated ginger. (at LEAST)
Add 1 tsp veggie oil to a dutch over/stockpot. Heat to medium. Add regular onion, and a bit of salt & pepper. Sautee for a few minutes, until sweated. Add...
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Preventative medicine?
I feel an awful cold creeping up.
…and I decided to try a naturalist attempt at staving off the cold…
1. Ginger tomato soup. LOTS of fresh grated ginger for decongestant and anti-inflammatory properties. Tomato and garlic for Antioxidants and elimination of free radicals. Hot soup soothes my angry throat.
2. Home made white tea blend. I used the new french press to brew a tea...
Tonight?
MUST MAKE SOUP AND TEA FOR IMPENDING ILLNESS.
“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”
– George Carlin (via owlsandelephants)
WatchYou should watch “Everything”. All of them.
“Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger....”
– Jane, Casual Blasphemies (via bear-bones) (via fight-war-not-wars) (via negativepunxvxpts) (via ihatethismess) (via katharsis6) (via pluseyes) (via curvesahead, lipsbetweenthehips)
This is just the TRUTH. Don’t let anyone make you feel less just to line their own pockets. You don’t NEED anything...
“Throughout Eclipse, we’re presented with some of the most damaging, dangerous,...”
– Quoted from Mark Reads Twilight.
so….he’s apparently not a fan. (via warpedpuppy)
…I will never get over how much these books are just frigging GARBAGE in both content and quality.
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Oh mannnnn..
Hello scientific project weekend.
expecttheworst asked: Merry Christmas Mary!
expecttheworst asked: Merry Christmas Mary!
Every Christmas Eve....
We open presents for hours in our Grandma’s house, which is 76 degrees, and then we go get hammered at the bar with most of the family.
And for some masochistic reason, we have to get up at 8am the next day to go open our stockings at my grandma’s.
Who planned this hilarious tradition!?
Watchstophatingyourbody:
BE BRAVE! JOIN THE REVOLUTION!
this.is.so.cute.
10 things I want to say to 10 different people:
1. I hope you find the peace you’re looking for. You have a beautiful heart and a charm that is pretty rare. I just really want you to find a joy that is healthy. I worry about you.
2. I wish you never came back into my life, and I really, really had a hard time getting un-destroyed after you. We were parasitic of one another. I NEEDED you to love me and you needed me to need you. I...
I am..
Quite literally the SLOWEST eater on the face of the Earth. I am on minute 45 of eating this (now cold) Gyro. And i’m less than half done with it.
What the eff, Mary?
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Keeping to the Left: We don't want to make more... →
jacobbach:
“Governor-elect Scott Walker will trade in his 1998 Saturn for a 2011 General Motors Yukon XL.” The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel released. Scott Walker needed a car that his entire family could ride in. Turns out that as much as he is opposed to raising taxes to help create public jobs, finical aid, and to build a high-speed rail that will produce growth in Wisconsin’s economy, SCOTT...
