January 2010
The 6 weirdest things women do to their vaginas. →
::SIGH:: Women are so stupid and men are so porno trained. The lengths to which people will go to reach an unattainable aesthetic— EVEN with their vaginas! All of that stuff is airbrushed!
Just so you know, whoever you are, if you have a vagina, your vagina is pretty awesome.
Granny ass day.
I made a whole paprika and Lemon chicken in the crock pot and a loaf of peasant bread in the bread machine.. Forgot to take a picture.
But it got me thinking about how much cooking has changed in the last 50 years. I totally put food in and took a nap. This lady did not:
(PS my sink in my apartment is that same one. I live in an old ass house)
She woke up early, set her hair, put on...
Hahaha, Survive a Zombie Apocalypse! →
Love, Love, Love Zombie stuff. We have a tentative plan to survive if said apocalypse happens. Do you know your destination? It’s an important choice to make!
copycats:
Friday I’m In Love by Mark Mallman and...
Watchnickkroll:
Bobby Bottleservice gives more reasons why he should be on Jersey Shore Season 2. Lets get this done, people.
And amazing things will happen to you... →
(c) Clay Larson
This picture makes me happy. And the sentiment in Conan’s farewell speech also made me insanely happy.
There are people in my life that I sincerely respect and yet— on a regular basis, they disappoint me by throwing cynical knives out at the world. Maybe I’m too idealistic, and maybe I’m naive, but I do think that cynicism is really, really ugly, and...
WatchI have a major girl boner for Comedian Nick Kroll.
…And if you’re wondering what a ‘Girl Boner’ is, it’s defined Here
mrrrrrrrgh. →
3 tags
I'm an under-age granny
I’m Mary. I cook. I sew. I art. I go to bed early sometimes, and I have a cat.
But I’m also rock and fucking roll.
So, uh… Enjoy the musings of a 20 something who likes tattoos, but also happens to shop with coupons.