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Hell on earth. After working in a Laundromat all of my teen years, being in one right now is a trial.
What did GG Allin say about last night’s orgy?
That it was a shitty titty gang bang.
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I am head chef for a dinner party at my moms on Sunday and the menu is:
Appetizers:
-Mussels Casino (a play on the classinc “Clams Casino”)
-A warm cheese plate
-A cold Mediterranean dip plate, with Hummus, Baba ganoush and olive tapenade from scratch.
-A winter salad with mixed greens, avocado and pomegranate seed.
Dinner:
Mussels 2 ways
-Over linguine with garlic, red pepper and capers
-Classic French preparation with Bacon, garlic and white wine cream sauce.
Dessert:
-Crepes with fruit, whipped cream and nutella
I CANT WAIIIIIITT
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