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Mary.
I am a femme fat mommabear and I live in Milwaukee, WI.
I cook, like, all the damn time, and i'm rully good at it.
I produce local Comedy and I work 9-5 in the office of an Improv Comedy Club.
Our office is a fart safe environment.
I will post a lot of fat and vintage fashion, lots of food pictures, Doctor Who, Duckie Dale, Parks & Rec, and other various fan-nerd stuff I find myself into, people who give me ladyboners, Dinosaurs, Nail art and queer stuff.



Granny Fans
Baby Bears
Ohh! Neat!
Loverz...

loveanddrevenge:

smokingadolescent:

downawhoresthroat:

oh my fucking god

Omg jut love me

Aw Nathan

(via southerncharmm)

This guy is suuuuper cuddly this morning.

laurazocca:

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

but
really, you do

(via ofhorriblesanity)

The beginning of at least a third of my sexual fantasies.

The beginning of at least a third of my sexual fantasies.

(via a-little-bit-absurd)

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

(via lydiduh)

Sometimes dinner is this good. Steak strips, cheesy garlic bread, French fries, and veggies. With sriracha dipping sauce.

Now accepting marriage proposals.

I saved this little bro from drowning this morning and he has just hung out on my desk. His right wing is messed up and he can’t fly. He’s been running around and climbing stuff. But no flying. Poor little dude.

redressnyc:

Our Neon Garden Dress is already sold out in 2x! Get it while you still can!

DREAM OUTFIT

(via rachelecateyes)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. There is so much wrong here. Sexism, Slut Shaming, Body Policing, Male ownership of femininity, Etc.. Etc.. Etc..

SO WHAT if a girl has tattoos. SO WHAT if she has tattoos and likes to fuck. The fact of the matter is— the two goddamn things have nothing to do with the other. The problematic thing here is that this dude thinks that his opinion matters, that he has ownership over women’s bodies, and that there is value in virginity. His whole site is splattered with virginity obsessed drooling. It’s just fetishism. Men obsessed with female virginity are participating in a purity fetish the same as a dude who fetishizes women who have red hair or big boobs or like to wear bunny costumes. IT’S NO DIFFERENT.

He uses the term “Lower Social Value” like it’s a real thing. Who’s the appraiser? HIM? Fuuck. Gross.